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Melrose Fans!

For anyone who watches Melrose Place on the CW on Tuesdays (probably only females), there was some exciting news that will make the show about 1,000,000,000 times better.  Now, before I go on and say it, I don’t want people thinking I’m in love with this show.  It’s a pretty terrible show, but hey, it’s entertaining and what else could you want?  Sex, drugs, hot guys, hot girls, and drama…it’s perfect.

Anyways,  as you know, Mrs. Ashlee Simpson Wentz is one of the characters on the show.  Well, SHE HAS BEEN FIRED!

According to the new issue of Us Weekly, Ashlee, a veteran of TV’s 7th Heaven, was canned because producers thought she couldn’t act.

“They hired her because they needed a good name to help create buzz,” a set insider told Us Weekly. “But she was embarrassingly bad. Producers cut her down as much as possible.”

Seconds another source: “She’s the worst actress, but nobody will tell her.”

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Christopher Walken is pretty much the man hahahahaha!!!

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Thumbs Up For Boondock Saints 2!

Last night I went to see Boondock Saints 2!  I definitely didn’t expect anything fantastic like the first one, but it honestly wasn’t that bad at all.  There were a lot of flashbacks to the first movie, and it honestly wasn’t necessary because I would hope if you were going to see the second one, you saw the first one.  I don’t really feel like writing a huge review on it, but all I can say is there’s a nice surprise at the end!  Although, I must say, I hope that there won’t be a third one.  If you saw it this weekend, did you like it?

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Terrible Terrible Terrible

It’s amazing how disgusting people are, and what they perceive as fun.

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Absolutely INCREDIBLE

We had a discussion about this man today in my Contemporary Photography class and then I found this article.  Even though he’s not a photographer, he’s an artist.  And he’s absolutely amazing.  If you don’t read it, at least go to his website and check out his work.  It’s insane!!!

In a helicopter above the city on Friday, Stephen Wiltshire of London looked down at the streets and sprawl of New York. He flew for 20 minutes. Since then, working only from the memory of that sight, he has been sketching and drawing a mighty panorama of the city, rendering the city’s 305 square miles along an arc of paper that is 19 feet long. He is working publicly in a gallery at the Pratt Institute in Brooklyn.

“I always memorize by helicopter,” he said on Tuesday, pausing from detailing the corners of a street on the Brooklyn side of the Williamsburg Bridge.

Mr. Wiltshire sees and draws. It is how he connects. Until age 5, he had never uttered a word. One day, his kindergarten class at a school for autistic children in London went on a field trip.

When they came back, he spoke.

“He said, ‘Paper,’ ” his sister, Annette Wiltshire, said. “The teacher asked him to say it again. He said it. Then they asked him to say something else, and he said, ‘Pen.’ ”

With pen and paper in hand, he drew what he had seen that day. In time, a clever teacher taught him the alphabet by associating each letter with a place he had drawn — “a” for Albert Hall, “b” for Buckingham Palace, and so on.

What did he use for “z”?

Mr. Wiltshire looked puzzled.

“Z — that’s the same as zed,” his sister interjected, pronouncing the letter the British way.

“Zed,” Mr. Wiltshire said. “That was the zoo.”

Now 35, he has already drawn eight major cities after flyovers. He has his own Web site and gallery. A Web cam, at www.stephenwiltshire.co.uk/New_York_Panorama.aspx, shows his progress as he works in Brooklyn. By unpacking in exquisite detail the riches that he absorbs in a glimpse, Mr. Wiltshire has built a bridge to the world that had once been cut off to him.

AUTISM is a spectrum of conditions that typically includes impaired social abilities and intense, systematic interests — a trait that often emerges as skills in math, drawing and music. Ms. Wiltshire, who is two years older than her brother, said that he started making elaborate drawings when he was about 3.

The family was more concerned in those days with finding a school where he could learn to read and write. Later, they wanted him to master the London subways, to cope with diversions or delays that might interrupt his fixed routines. After the school entered his artwork in competitions, his talents began to get attention: he was featured in a BBC program, “Fragments of Genius.” “The Early Show” on CBS brought him to New York for his current project.

“That he has a gift makes no sense at all to Stephen,” Ms. Wiltshire said. “He knows that he draws very well, but he picks that up from other people — he sees the warmth on their faces, they tell him how much they like his work, and that makes him very happy. He loves the attention.”

At Pratt on Tuesday, Mr. Wiltshire said that he was drawn to New York by its scale. “The enormous skyscrapers,” he said. “The yellow cabs. The American police.”

What about the police?

“I always saw them on TV and in the movies,” he said. His Web site includes pictures of him with a New York police officer.

The elements of New York that he had captured in the first four days included most of Manhattan, the Hudson shoreline of New Jersey, the George Washington and Verrazano-Narrows Bridges, Ellis Island, the bridges to Queens and Brooklyn.

“Section by section,” he explained.

Ms. Wiltshire elaborated. “He cuts the drawing into segments, then fills each one in,” she said. “We’ll all see the same thing, but we focus on what is of special interest. For Stephen, it’s like a sponge where he absorbs everything but he doesn’t squeeze out the rest.”

He occasionally does a portrait of himself or of his sister, Mr. Wiltshire said. But most of the images he creates are of structures, given life by his hand and eye.

As he worked on Tuesday afternoon, he often turned to glance at the people watching. He gave a panoramic smile.

Article from The New York Times

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Hahaha, this is definitely amazing!

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Attention People Who Like Scary Movies!

Halloween is this week, which means a lot of the TV channels are playing scary movies!

What is YOUR favorite scary movie?!

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Chewbacca Needs Half-Assembled C-3PO

READ THE AD UP CLOSE HERE

So basically, some guy posted an ad on Craig’s List looking for a double amputee to complete his Halloween costume.  He wants to dress up as Chewbacca carrying C-3PO when he was missing his lower half.  I find this hilarious and crazy.  Good luck to this guy…he has SOME balls for posting that ad.

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This may be fake, but I actually fucking jumped hahahaha WHOA!

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