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For All You Assholes Who Shit On Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity becomes the top grossing “R” thriller of the past decade!

Crosses $100M Cume-So say my Paramount insiders about the $15,000 thriller that’s been in national release for only 5 weekends and began its distribution being shown at midnight only in a handful of college towns. This pic is one of the biggest entertainment stories of 2009 for sure. “What is truly amazing about PARANORMAL ACTIVITY is the depth of commitment from fans who demanded to see it,” said Paramount Pictures Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Brad Grey in a statement to be released later today. “Adam Goodman, our head of production, believed in the film and championed it from the very first screening. This box-office milestone is also a testament to Oren Peli’s considerable talents as a filmmaker. All of us at Paramount are proud to have been involved with his revolutionary project.” Directed, written and produced by Oren Peli, Paranormal Activity stars Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat. The film was produced by Jason Blum. Steven Schneider served as executive producer. source

So for all of you that said how much it sucked, it obviously didn’t that badly.  Just because it was a low budget horror movie without sex, drugs, and gore doesn’t mean it was the worst movie ever.  It is what it is!

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Happy Friday the 13th Everyone!!

Happy Friday the 13th Everyone!!

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This girl has an immaculate voice.  I love watching all her videos.  Someone sign this girl!!!

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People Are About To Hate Jersey Even More

If you haven’t seen…MTV is about to ruin Jersey’s rep even more.  With the new show “Jersey Shore” starting in December, viewers are going to get to see Jersey’s finest residents.  Guidos.  All I have to say is fuck them.  Here’s the preview.  Begin the hating now.

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Crazy Bitch and her crazy costumes

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This definitely made me laugh a whole lot.  Why didn’t someone think of this earlier?!

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My 11 year old brother knows the entire Lil Wayne rap in Down, hahahaha, love life

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The Fourth Kind-Review

Warning:  There will be spoilers!

So I saw The Fourth Kind tonight with my boyfriend.  I definitely went in to the movie not expecting it to be fantastic (which, it wasn’t), but not terrible (and it wasn’t).  Besides having to shut up the two annoying girls next to me about 4 times, I definitely enjoyed this movie.  Even if the “actual footage” isn’t real, it definitely gives that appeal.  The scenes were definitely disturbing, and I will probably even dream about being abducted tonight.  So do you know the actual story behind The Fourth Kind?

“In real life, there was a string of disappearances in the small town on the west coast of Alaska, not far from the Bering Strait. In 2005, the FBI was brought in to investigate. The victims were largely native men traveling to the town from smaller villages, according to the Anchorage Daily News.

The FBI looked into about 20 cases, finding alcohol and frigid temperatures to be causes. Nine bodies were never found.” -cnn.com (I’d read the article, it’s actually really good http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/06/fourth.kind.real/index.html)

So if you didn’t get around to seeing this movie this weekend, you definitely should.  If you don’t like horror movies, I wouldn’t.  It’s not “scary”, but the footage is disturbing.

For the retards who don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s the trailer:

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Hahahaha, dumbass drunk woman reports herself as a drunk driver

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