After almost a year……

We return to fuck you even harder. 

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People Are About To Hate Jersey Even More

If you haven’t seen…MTV is about to ruin Jersey’s rep even more.  With the new show “Jersey Shore” starting in December, viewers are going to get to see Jersey’s finest residents.  Guidos.  All I have to say is fuck them.  Here’s the preview.  Begin the hating now.

Sammy Sosa Heading Down The Same Road As MJ

Way to go Sosa

The Fourth Kind-Review

Warning:  There will be spoilers!

So I saw The Fourth Kind tonight with my boyfriend.  I definitely went in to the movie not expecting it to be fantastic (which, it wasn’t), but not terrible (and it wasn’t).  Besides having to shut up the two annoying girls next to me about 4 times, I definitely enjoyed this movie.  Even if the “actual footage” isn’t real, it definitely gives that appeal.  The scenes were definitely disturbing, and I will probably even dream about being abducted tonight.  So do you know the actual story behind The Fourth Kind?

“In real life, there was a string of disappearances in the small town on the west coast of Alaska, not far from the Bering Strait. In 2005, the FBI was brought in to investigate. The victims were largely native men traveling to the town from smaller villages, according to the Anchorage Daily News.

The FBI looked into about 20 cases, finding alcohol and frigid temperatures to be causes. Nine bodies were never found.” -cnn.com (I’d read the article, it’s actually really good http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/06/fourth.kind.real/index.html)

So if you didn’t get around to seeing this movie this weekend, you definitely should.  If you don’t like horror movies, I wouldn’t.  It’s not “scary”, but the footage is disturbing.

For the retards who don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s the trailer:

Melrose Fans!

For anyone who watches Melrose Place on the CW on Tuesdays (probably only females), there was some exciting news that will make the show about 1,000,000,000 times better.  Now, before I go on and say it, I don’t want people thinking I’m in love with this show.  It’s a pretty terrible show, but hey, it’s entertaining and what else could you want?  Sex, drugs, hot guys, hot girls, and drama…it’s perfect.

Anyways,  as you know, Mrs. Ashlee Simpson Wentz is one of the characters on the show.  Well, SHE HAS BEEN FIRED!

According to the new issue of Us Weekly, Ashlee, a veteran of TV’s 7th Heaven, was canned because producers thought she couldn’t act.

“They hired her because they needed a good name to help create buzz,” a set insider told Us Weekly. “But she was embarrassingly bad. Producers cut her down as much as possible.”

Seconds another source: “She’s the worst actress, but nobody will tell her.”